Beat this, Obama
US issues - - Posted on August, 26 at 1:56 pm by Ken L
Now that the Iraqi government has betrayed John McCain by saying a timetable for the yanks to piss off is a great idea, he’s had to find a new reason to be elected president. And the best he can come up with is …. Georgia???
McCain told a crowd that wife, Cindy, was to accompany him on his visit to California and he apologized for her absence.
“Cindy is not here today and I’m sorry she’s not,” said McCain. “She’s on her way to the little country of Georgia.”
McCain has been a staunch supporter of Georgia in that country’s clash with Russia, and sending his wife there underscores his commitment.
Why is Georgia (whose citizens’ response to Cindy’s imminent arrival was not recorded, but if she brings a container or two of her dad’s company’s beer I’m sure she’ll be received rapturously) so important? Well amongst other things (like it’s a democracy and therefore a prime candidate for membership of the McCain League of Democracies that’s going to run the world with you-now-who as the chairman and CEO):
“Georgia was one of the first Christian nations,” McCain said. “Georgia, back in the Third Century, the king of Georgia converted to Christianity. You see churches there that date back to the Fourth and Fifth Century.”
I seeeee …..
The man is crazy as a loon.
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August 26th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
The history of Georgia has been marked by a series of invasions and subjugation by foreign empires including Rome, Persia, the Ottoman Empire, and the Russian Empire, so they should be well used to it by now.
But snap-frozen McCain will finally save them from these evil intrusions, his only motives being the preservation of democracy, Christianity and Georgia’s fine churches.
The fact that Georgia sits astride one of the most important crossroads of the emerging wealth of the rich Caspian Sea area, or that a great oil pipeline runs through Georgia which allows the West to reduce its reliance on Middle Eastern oil while bypassing Russia and Iran, would not form part of his humanitarian considerations.
No, we’ll do without all that oil thankyou very much, McCain declared. We just wanna preserve them fine churches.
It appears that the US is finally to have an honest president with no ulterior motives Phew, I was worried there for a while.
August 26th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
The very first Christians would probably be called Palestinians today but I don’t think McCain will be rushing to their aid any time soon.
August 26th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
Can wait until Russian politicians start taking a keen interest in Nuevo Leon. D’ya reckon the yanks will get twitchy?
August 26th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
Does this stuff either from McCain or Obama,who also has made a lot of unuseful statments really goes down well in the U.S.A.!?Probably not,and the Russians can if they want to find well spoken in English people who are well briefed on matters Georgia to question this strange electoral process that at a distance just abuses everyone.If anything happened to McCain’s wife the Russians would be shocked as anyone else,after all they would be the first culprits,and the Russians would be the first to rescue her,if something went wrong.Both parties are farting in their own demise.
August 27th, 2008 at 12:54 am
Beat this Obama? I’ll leave that up to Joe Biden-
http://article.nationalreview.com/print/?q=NGRhNzJlMWY5NjdiNzhjMTRkYjMzNjYwOGJmYzNjMTY=
August 27th, 2008 at 2:09 am
My word, that Biden is a gaffe-o-matic all right! Praising McCain! What a dolt!
In any case, it’s clear why McCain is so concerned about Georgia. Back when he was a boy in the 3rd Century it was still filled with Seminoles. Once Russia has a grip on the Coca Cola wells the entire world will be paying $100 for a glass of 7-Up.