Queensland spelling
Uncategorized - - Posted on June, 28 at 2:39 pm by Ken L
News just in:
THE number of billboards asking Sydney commuters if they want longer lasting sex is to be increased, ignoring heavy hints from the advertising industry watchdog to take them down.
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After following ad industry advice to test billboards in Queensland with the letters XOX replacing SEX, the doctors at the Advanced Medical Institute said they are ditching them because they did not work.
Research has confirmed that 83% of Queenslanders thought ‘XOX’ was a new brand of beer.
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June 28th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Longer lasting beer sounds great.
June 28th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Well,there I was thinking that when Qld;ladies say ‘remember it’s “XOX”‘,I thought it was telling one to be considerate and gentle about ones size, and all they wanted was another beer?.
June 28th, 2008 at 6:51 pm
These barn-sized billboards must be perplexing, to say the least, to the thousands of kids who stare at them each day on the way to school.
If I’d seen that when I was fifteen I would have yelled jealously from the bus window “Longer lasting? I haven’t even had a sniff yet!”
June 28th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
John Holmes :)the surname, when I was fifteen just looking caused confusion after thirty seconds, let alone sniffing,great word sniffing,has a shadowy context does sniffing.
RTS has again caused a music thought, music and XOX.
Well, sniffing around has found nothing in my library that is even slightly related to XOX, well maybe ‘The Hippo Song” and ‘My Dog don’t bark at you any More’and perhaps ‘Dr.John Long’ but I only listen for the purpose of culture.
Lawd only knows what that deviant of music ,Nask, will do with this, I can only offer support :).
Seems like Kenl is peering in the camp oven and musing on the result..
(The country of mutual interest that Ken has been reporting about on here and his web,the Phillipines, is getting a bit of a battering , SBS put on news in that regard about 7.00 am, if your interested.We can’t save the whole, we can help some, it’s very annoying that by trying to help some that it can become a bit of a problem, however that’s where guile helps.)
June 28th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
As a Queenslander who has yearned for longer-lasting XOX since nineteen fleeblety-snort, these ads did nothing but cruelly raise my hopes in order to dash them. Fuck you, “Advanced Medical Institute”!
June 28th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
At my time of life I personally have no problem with short XOX. Quality is more important than quantity IMHO.
June 28th, 2008 at 9:13 pm
#6, Ok, here I go, ,is a quantity IMHO better than a short XOX.Or vice versa. Those bloody rams who service the ewes don’t go much on IMHO but XOS seems to get results.
June 29th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
I remember XOX. I dream of the day when I can once again get even just a sniff of XOX, of any length,… umm, distance,… err, extension…
Ahh, shute, you know what I mean.
Back… to the distorted memories.
June 29th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
Are there cryptic messages here, I’ll have to ponder.
Seeks, ’shute’ a good mate of mine is from Texas and has a ‘flock’ of about 2,000 sheep,he’s working on the Darwin principle, bloody lambs everywhere, has problems with the ‘woods’ and ‘canyons’ and kind enough to borrow me and my dogs. He’s the sort of bloke that makes me honored to know. Obviously won’t tell him that:).Just look at him and say”why would you do that?”, and wait.And he waits.
June 30th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Some people prefer OXO to XOX any day. Myself I’d rather have a cup of BOVRIL