And if one green bottle …
Terrorism - - Posted on May, 1 at 11:44 pm by Ken L
Hehe we got another one ma!
U.S. air strike kills al Qaeda boss in Somalia
Bring ‘em on! BRING THEM ON!!!
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May 2nd, 2008 at 12:36 am
Sneer all you like there kennel but you & I both know how much safer we are coz our hero’s obliterated another baddie with their evergreen surgical precision.
One question…is “boss” the entry level rank for all Al Qaeda operatives?
Fuck, we’re rooted!
Them terrorists even masterminded blackhawk down…what hope do we have?
I strongly suggest pre-emptive nuclear discretion to keep the animals at bay.
May 2nd, 2008 at 1:12 am
Seventeen of them, no less.
Dressed as civilians, some of them, but evil.
May 2nd, 2008 at 1:18 am
My mistake: it’s now ten dead. (I also read thirty. Surely they aren’t all bosses.)
And one was the former health minister of the only functioning government Somalia has known in seventeen years. Definite terrorist. The world is safer without that bastard.
May 2nd, 2008 at 1:38 am
Yep, it’s all the way with RBC! (Richard Bruce “Dick” Cheney).
Him & his team can sniff these al-Qaeda types out like they can oil, coal & gas reserves whenever they need to throw up another diversion…
In the meantime, furiously pumping up the Red, White & Blue WE KILLS CAUSE WE NEED TO KILLS balloons that will hover over every sucker’s home…float menacingly outside every impressionable child’s window.
Way back when, but not as long ago as Senate committees might think, it was the likes of Stephen King & his creepy novels like SALEM’S LOT & THE SHINING that scared the hormone-soaked teens under their covers (ahhh, the good ole mid-late 70s, when plots to storm Iran were merely sand in a Cheney/Bushevik eye)…but now the blood lusters & psychos are real…and the younguns are frightened into the military to go fight Spartans & Islamo-Nazis from the ninth dimension…oh, the imagination of our authors is something to behold on your screen, 24 hrs a day…they’re almost as talented as the pre-WW2 ones.
I imagine the day is getting close…Osama’s body has probably been dragged from the freezer, the fish fingers & shards of ice blown away w/ a Navy Seal blow dryer…the makeup crew from ‘Weekend at Bernies’ working overtime…
DADA
“..ehhh…i told ya so…ehhh”…nasally grunts Dick doing his best “tough guy” impersonation.
May 2nd, 2008 at 7:57 am
It seems the imaginary al Qaeda organisation has all chiefs and no indians. Great for promotion: on your first day of work you’re a boss!
May 2nd, 2008 at 8:00 am
Now they only need to find the BIG BOSS. Apparently the US military is looking for a white-robed man with a long beard. If you’ve seen anyone in the Middle East who looks like this, immediately phone freecall 1800-IDIOT.
May 2nd, 2008 at 8:46 am
My question, stupid as it sounds, is have they any proof that what they claim is true. They may have killed the local mechanic that listens to his radical (or branded that way)local Cleric. How much confidence can we have is truth coming out of the War machine, particularly when things are looking grim. I wouldn’t buy a $100 bill from Cheyney or Brianiac Bush for $50 let alone trust them with the truth. Integrity and truth are qualities that are completely foriegn to them both.
May 2nd, 2008 at 9:04 am
I once saw a tall robed man in the Middle East with a long beard. Do I get the 50 millo reward? No? What about a used Kalishnikov?
Not even a set of steak knives?
May 2nd, 2008 at 10:20 am
Gary Sauer-Thomson over at Public Opinion has an interesting piece that deals with the publicity war waged by the Pentagon
http://www.sauer-thompson.com/archives/opinion/2008/05/pentagons-hidde.php
May 2nd, 2008 at 11:03 am
There is simply no truth in the rumour,that Bin Laden will be a undercover cop ,somewhere near Lismore,N.S.W. and close ,very close to Nimbin possibly this weekend.The sands of Somalia arent even like Byron Bay,and the sale of hair and beard coloring agents has dropped recently due to the fact,most of us with a bit of facial hair still,have traded in our Hippie self-consciousness,for regular brand Alzhiemers,because ,from what I hear,rather than watch,TV is similar to the late sixties early seventies.All war and OMO and Surf advertisements competing.And well, if you thought you were a hippie as a twenty year old,above or below that timeline,the facial characteristics of self maybe turning somewhat pointy nosed and Arabic.Or at least,you thought,looking in one of those mirrors that are concave,you had better not keep looking into them ,on the driver’s mirror,if you saw your reflection,because,mum,may have been right. If the wind changed!? I know its difficult ,these days, to tell the difference between self and mirrors,but you know, the difficulty isnt that they are so alike , or that its an impossibility.The reality is we have to adjust. Lets face it honestly, Somalia soma and liar are but mirrors of self.The real mirrors just dont know what to do if we dont look into them! And has your mirror got a Bin Bush face etched in it!? If you ask me what do you mean,I will know immediately you have never been someone who can account for truth,lies,humbug, propoganda, eh……..what is that word!?
May 2nd, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Today’s al Qaeda is no more than a franchise operation. Head office is probably the back seat of some clapped out Mercedes SE. Theeir PR dept is based in Washington DC.
May 2nd, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Don\’t let the Chaser\’s team pull another stunt in Oz or we may also benefit from a \’surgical strike\