Man sentenced over wombat rape claim
Uncategorized - - Posted on March, 28 at 10:21 pm by Ken L
The headline is all you need.
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March 29th, 2008 at 1:29 am
Gives a whole new meaning to the description of wombat behaviour as
‘eats roots, shoots, and leaves’.
March 29th, 2008 at 9:46 am
Geez, I’m not even safe from wombats now!
March 29th, 2008 at 11:07 am
I think it’s too easy for young wombats to get marsuporn on the intertubes.
March 29th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
Actually I did have to read beyond the headline, because it wasn’t all to clear who had raped who, and knowing these Nu Zilanders, obviously I thought it was the wombat who’d been raped. Tanks be to teh good lordy that it was the other way around.
March 29th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Orchard workers over in NZ are different to Australians,they pick apples with Fireblight.So he lit his arse first,and New Zealand based Wombats are always wearing rose coloured glasses… that the said wombat put two and two together.As a stranger coincidence,an American up on child molestation confessed to being molested by BigFoot as a child.I think it was the spirit of our orchard worker mate,who as far as two and two are concerned learnt how to Astral Travel years ago,and took a few N.Z. based possums with him,so that on his concern about a wombat doing it to him,he was getting the possums out of trouble.Besides rape is like beauty in the eyes of the beholder.The possible sum of being skin deep.! Heee.Heeee.Heeee.
March 30th, 2008 at 12:22 am
The story is funny and sad. It sounds like the police took strong exception to the three calls made to their call centre, according to The Nelson Mail, that he was going “to smash the fifth” if they came to his place.
It looks like it went to the “district” court level, and the judge, not magistrate, seems to have made the balanced decision to sentence the offender to two and a half months community service, rather fine him or sentence him to prison. Presumably, he was checked for possibility of mental illness.
What would happen to a person who called the police and said something similar here?
March 30th, 2008 at 12:33 am
Oops that was supposed to be “smash the filth”.
March 31st, 2008 at 10:00 am
I’m sure the police thought the content was funny. It’s just that making prank calls to 000 (or whatever it is in NZ) means someone who is holding their own severed leg in their left hand might have to wait on hold.
March 31st, 2008 at 12:31 pm
ROFLMAO, that’s the best one I’ve read for a while.